- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Men's rights

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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