- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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