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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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