- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

No it doesnt..

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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