What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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