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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

Chuck Norris.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.