- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

H o m o comes out as homo

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Badabing.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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