- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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