- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Knock Knock Who did that?

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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