A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

how do you win a game try your best

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

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