- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??