- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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