- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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