- Anti Joke

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Waseem is a hard worker.