Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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I love pissing people off :P

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

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A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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