What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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