- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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