- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

What is life? Paul.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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