what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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dyslexic's Untie

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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Knock knock! Who's there? F*ck. F*ck who? F*ck you.

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A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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