- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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