Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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