- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Knock Knock Who did that?

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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