- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

penis in the camel

A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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