What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

whats up and also down? your mum

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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