- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did George Washington say before he crossed the Delaware? "Get in the boat."

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza has cheese on it.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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