- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Whats worse than suicide? death

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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