This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Turkey Balls

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

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What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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guess what>? your mum lol

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How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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