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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

How do you end a sentence

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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