Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Obama lin Baden.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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So a man walks into a bar... ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What is life? Paul.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Anti Joke

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