What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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