how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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How do you end a sentence

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Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

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Why was the broom late? Cause he overSWEPT!!! ahahahahahaha!

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

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Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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