What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's blue? The sky.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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