Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? I don't know, why don't you go ask him?

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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