Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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whats up and also down? your mum

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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