- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

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