eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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