- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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