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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

What is the difference of The United States and 10 pounds of shit? Well,considering there are 50 united states,we would take 10 away from 50 for a total of 40. A very simple subtraction problem indeed.

a man checks his mypsace

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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