- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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