roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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