- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar mans asks ''so, what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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