- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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