Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Jovan

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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