- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

People say that shit don't stink But shit does stink It stinks like shit!

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

Atheism

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

What do Black people call their fathers? Dad.

what did the iPhone say to the other iPhone. we should not worry about that because iPhones are mute

This stuff on espn about Jason Collins is very gay

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

If you just read this, You're dead.

Hey have you seen Stevie wonders house? No? Don't worry he has'nt either.

Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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