- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

America

What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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