Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Guest what in the butt

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What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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