What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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Jovan

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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