Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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What's one plus one? two.

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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I asked her where you were.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Anti Joke

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