- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What do you call a bear. Rob.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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