- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

penis in the camel

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Sandy hook

My jeans

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

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