- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

Why not zoidburg? Because Zoidburg is a alien from another planet and the human population is probally afraid to talk to him do to the potential danger of alien contact.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

Why did Kim Kardashian's and Kris Humphries marriage last so long? It didn't

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

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