- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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