- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

an emo girl walked into a white room

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Baby Seal walks into a club.

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