Robin, get in the car!

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

your so fat. your fat!

What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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