A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Take wrong turns

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? One is made of flesh and can talk, think and do things. The other is made of metal and can only pull things towards itself or push them away. But strangely, the latter is a lot more welcome in most situations.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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