:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What happens when you drive down the road? you get to the end of the road

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How many dead bodies does it take to fill up a bathtub? Wellll.......... It depends on how big the bathtub is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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