- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man start a shooting spree at walmart? Because he is mentally unstable and people at walmart make easy targets.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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