- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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