- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

you give like i give lomain

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

The Big Band Theory

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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