- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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