What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

* anti-punchline

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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