- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

knock knock go away

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

how do you know if an asian gang has been to your house? 1. your computer is unplugged 2. your homework is finished 3. they are still trying to back out of the driveway

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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