- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

I went to work today....

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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