- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

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