- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

Why was the man sad? His brother died.

So you have been really stressed lately huh?

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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