Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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