- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

if got a joke if fogot it

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

guess what what ...

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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