- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

black chicken. kfc

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Why did the cookie go to the doctors? It didn't because cookies are Inanimate and are incapable of mobility

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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