roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The Johnson Family was then heard on the morning news for letting a murderer into their home before being brutally killed.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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