- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Your life

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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