- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

What do you call a black man on a rope swing? Usually whatever his first name is, but if he goes by a nickname you should use that

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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