- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend's are like penguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

Two tomatoes where crossing the road, when one of them barely avoided being run over. The other said, come on tomato!

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

Why? Why not?

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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