- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your mother is so fat.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

I am quite mature.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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