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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

knock knock come in !

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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