a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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call me maybe.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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Happy Monday!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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