Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Anti Joke

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