what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

The Big Band Theory

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Your mam is so fat.

why did the black guy die? cancer

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

I enjoy Popcorn

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

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What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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