- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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