- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

I don't get it

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

why did kermit cry?Ms.Piggy knocked him out on Christmas and he slept through the party and all of the presents

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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