- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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