- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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