Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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The Colts this year.

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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