- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

What's the difference between a duck?

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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