Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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