Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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