Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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if you don't like this you're gay

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

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what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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