- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

I don't get it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

What's worst than losing a million dollars? Losing a plane. Whats worst than losing a plane? losing 239 people, a plane and a million dollars

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??