What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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