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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Click here to end the world.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

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