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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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