yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

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Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

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How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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