Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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