Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Wanna hear a joke? no

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

I don't get it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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