I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

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black people

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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