- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven hundred and eighty nine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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