- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

All of these jokes are about white people

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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