- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

what do you call a black guy african american

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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