There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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