Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

what did jacob say to coach a joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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