Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

knock knock go away

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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