- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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