Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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