- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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